Reviews from top critics can make or break a film or TV show. I have scoured the web to find the most influential, accurate and informative (and then I’ve reviewed the reviews, obviously).
This week, reviews from LoveFilm customers on The Dinosaur Project – a very low budget, found footage travesty with some of the most wooden acting and infantile script work ever conceived. But what do the real reviewers think?
thort the film was good but was too shaky at times and it did ma headin . and the ending was a bit lame but all in all a good film .
Here’s froggyjones teaching us how to write in a Scottish accent.
By a customer
Not the usual hollywood over rated film,Was’nt going to watch this film becuase of the bad review’s,so glad we watched this little gem, the real jurasic park !
Finally, someone has put that talentless shit Spielberg in his place.
Great script & dinasaures
The fact that it was low budget and not AN AMERICAN blockbuster makes it significantly more appealing and a fun film…lots of tense moments for sure and not so shaky on the hand help cameras so no worries u poor folk who cant stand moving cameras!!!!! No queezyness here and a great action packed film 🙂
Great use of both capital letters and exclamation marks from t-t here. And what better way to conclude a review than with a smiley?
Silly. But Enjoyable
By a customer
Yes, the ‘found footage’ thing is a bit past it’s sell by date (and has been done better), and yes, the film had no stars. But I enjoyed it! The special effects aren’t that bad and the acting is fine. Good first (?) effort from the Director.
This savvy reviewer was right to question the result of their extensive research capabilities. If only IMDb was more accessible to the public, as it tells us this is in fact Director Sid Bennett’s 11th Project to date. To be fair, this reviewer did cover themselves well with a cheeky question mark inside some brackets.
Not too bad
Not too bad seen worse. The acting could of been better but dont think even the best actors in the world would of done any better. The script was bad and no actor could act good with it lol It was basicly blair witch but with dino’s. The dino’s did look realistic but didnt see them very often. It was spoilt with constant out of focus or black screens. Not very realistic or they must of had super batteries for the cams cause they had no way to charge them but they ran for several days while in constant use lol. I thought it was real at 1st cause they used real TV news channels to make it look it was really happening. I was thinking hey how come ive got that news channel i didnt have it before lol. Forgot i was watching a film hehe. Loved the baby dino it was so cute i want 1 now. I like it better than jurassic park cause it wasnt so scary and the dino’s looked better. But it was let down buy a very bad director and poor script. Think it had potential to be a very good film. It just needed a bigger budget better director and scipt.
How cute! Lucky the film wasn’t more realistic otherwise this joyful little chappy would have become even more scared and confused. Hehe, LOL.
Pile of Crud
By a customer
Give it half a star because i cant give it Zero or minus, anyone who gives it more has NO life this is tripe in the worst form BAD acting, BAD effects BAD everything this thing sucks i was so cheesed off at wasting my time with this its like 13 year old students from the slums of london made it in a hour its rubbish. It also has the MOST annoying teenage buy as the star imagine justin beeber bell head but 10 x more annoying i wanted to throw my tv in the street fast forwarded half of it thank god its just BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Beeber bell head? I’m lost on this one really.
And the winner is…
Awesome film , would watch plenty of times
By a customer
Cool film and very interesting , kept me interested all the way through . intresting more when your high you stare at the screen more
This poor fella is so high and has written interesting so many times in one sentence he has forgotten how to spell it by the end. I’d be scared to find out how intresting he thought Pineapple Express was.