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Review: Piranha 3DD

Nick Nolte? Boobies, water, boobies, piranha, boobies, water, boobies, water, wet boobies, tiny bit of tension, boobies, spring break – fuck yeah! Boobies, boobies, bums, piranhas, water,  David Hasselhoff, boobies, Ving Rhames’ ridiculously low voice, boobies, spring break – fuck yeah!

Piranha 3DD

Inventive death scene, boobies, boobies, David Hasselhoff’s moobies, boobies, water, piranhas, water, water, piranhas, boobies, boobies, boobies, Doc from Back to the Future, boobies, gory inventive death scene, David Hasselhoff, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies.

39/82 (boobies)


Review: Piranha 3D

Boobies, water, boobies, piranha, boobies, water, boobies, water, wet boobies, tiny bit of tension, boobies, spring break – fuck yeah! Boobies, the boyfriend from Scream 2, bums, piranhas, water, boobies, Ving Rhames’ ridiculously low voice, boobies, spring break – fuck yeah!

Piranha 3D nude swimming

Inventive death scene, boobies, Jaws reference, Kelly Brook’s boobies, boobies, water, piranhas, water, water, piranhas, boobies, Jaws reference, boobies, Doc from Back to the Future, boobies, gory inventive death scene, boobies, boobies, boobies, bigger piranha.

57/82 (boobies)


Review: Rogue

It is not often I watch a film without both purposefully and inadvertently finding out most of the key details beforehand. These spoilers and light research usually consist of any significant promotional material such as trailers, as well as the main contributors of said film such as the Director(s), Screenwriter(s) and cast.

Rogue

With Rogue, I didn’t have any of this foresight, and there are two reasons for this. Firstly, the film didn’t exactly boast the most prolific marketing campaign. And, secondly, I watched it late at night on LoveFilm and wasn’t planning on getting much further than 20 minutes through this or any other film before falling asleep.

For me, at face value, Rogue looked almost perfect for serving this purpose. It has three and a half stars (not that I trust the site’s less than amateur reviews), and the front cover’s artwork is of a giant crocodile’s head crashing out of the water, on a perfectly vertical angle a la Jaws, as its own nashers frame the tagline “How Fast Can You Swim.” Rousing stuff. Continue reading