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Review: The Dinosaur Project

The Dinosaur ProjectIf The Blair Witch Project and Jurassic Park had dirty sex and produced a film baby – which was then strapped to a nail bomb, stuffed inside a metal box and flung out of a window – its remains would be the more attractive sibling of The Dinosaur Project.

I got through half an hour of this low-budget tripe. I implore you not to waste anyway near this amount of time on it.

13/82


Now Over To the Experts…#1

Reviews from top critics can make or break a film or TV show. I have scoured the web to find the most influential, accurate and informative (and then I’ve reviewed the reviews, obviously).

This week, reviews from LoveFilm customers on The Dinosaur Project – a very low budget, found footage travesty with some of the most wooden acting and infantile script work ever conceived. But what do the real reviewers think?

The Dinosaur Project

 

toadstool time

By froggyjones

thort the film was good but was too shaky at times and it did ma headin . and the ending was a bit lame but all in all a good film .

 Here’s froggyjones teaching us how to write in a Scottish accent.

very good 

By a customer 

Not the usual hollywood over rated film,Was’nt going to watch this film becuase of the bad review’s,so glad we watched this little gem, the real jurasic park !

 Finally, someone has put that talentless shit Spielberg in his place. Continue reading